Evangelicals, proving that one can both be an ass, and a pain in one at the same time.


Oh my god! Crikey! I would have never thought to check Tony's Website for Jesus. I'm so glad that we found him. That darn Jesus is just so good at hiding.
Also, now I have a REAL reason to hate Arabs. Before I just had this deep seated contempt for all Arabs, but I really had no way to justify when I give them dirty looks in public for wearing their crazy clothes. But now I do, because guess what, GOD SAID they are despicable and CRAZY! I have every right to despise them because the good ol' bible tells me so!
Thank you so much whoever put this newsletter on my windshield as I was leaving the book store today. You've made the my world make a whole lot more sense by spreading your "Good News."
Evangelicals, proving that one can both be an ass, and a pain in one at the same time.
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Had I known Jesus was lost again, I would have helped look. And to think he was on Tony's website all along. We should consider a gps chip.
And where did you say I could find those wild, crazy men again? Besides in their pickemup trucks with the confederate flags, that is. I could use me some new wild, crazy men!
Well hallelujah, praise the lawd!
I get emails like this from family members and it drives me freaking nuts.
I'm tempted to go print out a bunch of my own flyers and go visit some church parking lots.
This would make a good flyer:
http://www.bytebrothers.org/shitlist.htm
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